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wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

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suddenlywolf:

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

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weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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Condiment lady caught me cryin’ at sonic. Skated away so fast, she was like a blur.

No ma’m. I do not need ketchup right now, thank you.

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humansofnewyork:

“I think my grandfather may have the correct approach to art. He’s had a long career, and in his retirement he’s been working on building a boat. I doubt he’ll ever finish it, but I don’t think that’s particularly important to him. He wakes up every morning, drinks his cup of coffee, then goes out to his workshop to sand a tiny portion of wood. He doesn’t need to finish that boat to pay the rent. He can afford to have some distance from it, so he gets to enjoy it. He looks at that boat tenderly, like he looks at his grandkids. He gets to have a dream without the necessity of achieving it.”

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justinejoli:

littlezombiekid:

the-uncensored-she:

Women should NOT be forced to feed their babies in a bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything other than male pleasure is “indecent”. Support public breast feeding and end the porn culture.

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Having lived in NYC where its legal to be topless (and yes I took advantage of that fact several times.) I was curious as to why it wasn’t nation wide.

So let’s make it nation wide!

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writersatwork:

The late Kurt Vonnegut photographed by his wife, Jill Krementz.

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❝if you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?❞

said one of the most eye opening things i’ve read in a while (via mythoughtsarestars)

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I’m going to eat 3 pounds of ramen then take extra pain meds and go to sleep for at least 12 hours.

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tordles:

the tongue

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

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sugaryumyum:

by Rose-Aimee Belanger in bronze

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

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