Occupy in Brazil:
Hey Brazilian Police, what did you expect would happen if you lob a tear gas grenade in a country that has some of the best soccer players in the world and where the Confed Cup is currently playing?
YES! YES! GO BRAZIL, GO.
Bend it like a Brazilian rioter.
I’d piss myself if somebody lobbed my teargas back at me with their foot. Holy crap.
savor everything. every last little drop of what you love.
i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me
I will reblog this every time
when it turns from winter to spring
when bae comes over
when you can backflip and take your pants off simultaneously
totally wish I was friends with islandcalypso she seems like such a boss ass bitch
I’m only friends with people WHO CARE ENOUGH TO SKYPE ME
is there any ellen fandom bc i want to join.
Isn’t all of Tumblr the Ellen fandom?
gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out