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asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as  a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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thefigtreeproject:


Physical interactions are gross that way-

It was 3 o’clock

in the morning

and you were kissing

my neck.

I couldn’t breath.

My hands couldn’t stop

running up your sides

like I was grasping for breath.

You sang as you kissed me

and I sang back

with my voice broken

from too many cigarettes.

And we fell asleep

with our limbs tangled

in knots.

W.P.

24 April, 2014

a genius, you are, friend.

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completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

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fatfatties:

x

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xphmeral:

beckycollette:

real-faker:

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zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

i don’t really know what just happened but i thoroughly enjoyed it

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adamsbabble:

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha please help us

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infelice:

politics-war:

Culture clash between two brothers on modern vs. tradition

A monk and a punk

love this one.

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❝The earth laughs in flowers.❞

said Ralph Waldo Emerson  (via drunk-on-books)

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notnadia:

section9:

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ediebrit:

oh my fucking gosh

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my gosh

^^^

Wow

Welp

I don’t know if this is amazing or terrible, or some impressive mixture of the two.

Brilliant. Utterly fucking brilliant.

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Anonymous asked
Dude the gamecube sucked

nagi-hime:

image

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cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

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miss-love:

my hero

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