me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .
Physical interactions are gross that way-
It was 3 o’clock
in the morning
and you were kissing
I couldn’t breath.
My hands couldn’t stop
running up your sides
like I was grasping for breath.
You sang as you kissed me
and I sang back
with my voice broken
from too many cigarettes.
And we fell asleep
with our limbs tangled
24 April, 2014
a genius, you are, friend.
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
i don’t really know what just happened but i thoroughly enjoyed it
do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha please help us
Culture clash between two brothers on modern vs. tradition
A monk and a punk
love this one.
oh my fucking gosh
huge fucking trigger warning but oh my gosh
I don’t know if this is amazing or terrible, or some impressive mixture of the two.
Brilliant. Utterly fucking brilliant.
i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it